the week in dollar bets
60 markets featured across 7 days. Here's what stood out.
biggest longshot
Taqaddom Party wins the most seats in Lebanon
$1 could have paid $666.67
in other news: Hezbollah pivoting to competitive pickleball
most respectable longshot
UNI hits $15.50 by end of 2026
$1 pays $11.11 — dramatic but credible
in other news: a lottery ticket checks itself in
lowest payout on the board
Bruno Mars streams past 19.5B this year
$1 pays $1.54 — barely worth bragging about
the man is basically a utility now
all markets this week
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Pittsburgh Steelers win the 2027 Super Bowl$1 pays$95.24Immaculate Reception 2 requires a working time machine
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China blockades Taiwan in 2026$1 pays$18.52also on the docket: Applebee's pivots to fine dining
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UNI hits $15.50 by end of 2026$1 pays$11.11in other news: a lottery ticket checks itself in
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Spain wins the 2026 FIFA World Cup$1 pays$7.78Yamal is 18 and already writing the script
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US and Iran ink a nuclear deal before September$1 pays$6.2599 Luftballons still floating
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OpenAI IPOs before Anthropic$1 pays$5.88money printer go brrr, Sam Altman edition
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Starship puts humans on Mars before 2030$1 pays$5.56The Martian but nobody brought enough potatoes
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Starship carries humans to Mars before 2030$1 pays$5.56in other news: Southwest offering nonstop flights to Olympus Mons
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Dantes gets banned from Twitch this year$1 pays$4.55one permaban-shaped sword of Damocles
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Cardinals cover the spread tonight$1 pays$2.90Busch Stadium will not be haunted tonight
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Kristi Noem exits the Trump administration this year$1 pays$2.69the revolving door is right there
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Frank Blas Jr. takes the Guam GOP governor primary$1 pays$2.22a small island with a very specific Tuesday ahead
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John Pardon wins the 2026 Fields Medal$1 pays$2.04the math department parking lot is tense
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A humanoid robot walks on Mars before we do$1 pays$2WALL-E was a documentary