Ball Street
Where the suits meet the spreadsheet degenerates.
The Fed, interest rates, recessions, stock market milestones, framed by what a single dollar could pay out.
Today's Ball Street
no new ball street markets today. the printer rests.
All Ball Street
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US unemployment hits 6 percent this year$1 pays$250250 resumes, one response, the math finally checks out
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US unemployment hits 6% in 2026$1 pays$250every third person you know is suddenly a consultant with a Substack
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US unemployment hits 6% this year$1 pays$200turns out Milton was the only honest man in that building
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SpaceX IPO lands in October 2026$1 pays$86.96Godot, but for retail investors
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Yellowstone tops 5 million visits this year$1 pays$14.29Kevin Costner did not fight that whole family for this
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Yellowstone tops 5 million visitors this year$1 pays$14.29Kevin Costner had nothing to do with this and gets all the credit
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Yellowstone clears 5 million visitors this year$1 pays$14.29some guy in cargo shorts puts his toddler on an elk by June
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Brex IPOs before Ramp$1 pays$11.11the corporate card wars end in a bell-ringing ceremony
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Yellowstone tops 5 million visits next year$1 pays$10five million people driving nine hours to watch water be punctual
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OpenAI IPOs before Anthropic$1 pays$7.69Anthropic responds with a forty page blog post about why waiting was safer
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S&P 500 drops to 5,200 in December$1 pays$7.14'tis the season to rebalance, fa la la
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S&P 500 hits $8,600 in December$1 pays$6.25stonks go up, eventually, presumably, fingers crossed
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Anthropic IPOs before OpenAI$1 pays$4.76the quiet kid hands in the exam first
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OpenAI IPOs by the end of next year$1 pays$4.65S-1 currently under construction
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Fed holds rates at 4.25% or higher through 2026$1 pays$4.52money printer stayed home