ball street
The Fed, interest rates, recessions, stock market milestones. The markets where the suits meet the spreadsheet degenerates — framed by what a single dollar could pay out.
today's ball street
no new ball street markets today. the printer rests.
all ball street
- 🟪 SpaceX IPO lands in October 2026 Godot, but for retail investors $1 → $86.96 Polymarket »
- 🟧 S&P 500 drops to 5,200 in December 'tis the season to rebalance, fa la la $1 → $7.14 Polymarket »
- 🟨 S&P 500 hits $8,600 in December stonks go up, eventually, presumably, fingers crossed $1 → $6.25 Polymarket »
- 🟨 OpenAI IPOs before Anthropic money printer go brrr, Sam Altman edition $1 → $5.88 Kalshi »
- 🟨 Anthropic IPOs before OpenAI the quiet kid hands in the exam first $1 → $4.76 Kalshi »
- 🟨 Fed holds rates at 4.25% or higher through 2026 money printer stayed home $1 → $4.52 Polymarket »
- 🟨 Anthropic IPOs before OpenAI does short the incumbent, long the quieter room $1 → $4.17 Kalshi »
- 🟨 Fed rate hits 4.25% or higher by 2027 money printer go brrrr in reverse $1 → $4.14 Polymarket »
- 🟨 OpenAI beats Anthropic to IPO first to the bell, last to explain the valuation $1 → $3.33 Kalshi »
- 🟩 OpenAI IPOs by September money printer go brrr, eventually $1 → $2.99 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Rippling IPOs before Deel venture capital's favorite guessing game, finally settling $1 → $2.33 Kalshi »
- 🟩 Will Deel or Rippling IPO first? peak late capitalism entertainment $1 → $2.33 Kalshi »
- 🟩 New business applications hit record high in 2026 somebody's LLC paperwork just got very profitable $1 → $2.22 Kalshi »
- 🟩 Fed holds rates three times in a row money printer go brrrr's less exciting cousin $1 → $2.20 Polymarket »
- 🟩 New business applications hit an all-time monthly record in 2026 money printer go brrr, sole proprietorship edition $1 → $2.13 Kalshi »