moonshots
Bitcoin milestones, ETH price targets, and blockchain moonshots. The most volatile corner of an already volatile world — framed as $1 payouts with real expiration dates.
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- 🟪 Bitcoin crashes to $70K this week computer, load file folder titled "sad memes" $1 → $105.26 Polymarket »
- 🟧 Bitcoin hits $130K by end of 2026 sell high. buy low. cash. money. baby. $1 → $8 Polymarket »
- 🟨 Bitcoin hits a new all-time high by end of 2026 money printer go brrrr, eventually $1 → $5.56 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Bitcoin back to $50K by end of 2026 number go down is also a number $1 → $2.67 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Bitcoin craters to $50K by end of 2026 redeem the tears of crypto bros at your nearest bank branch $1 → $2.53 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Ethereum dips to $2,200 this week she's let me down before, she's probably going to do it again $1 → $2.44 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Ethereum hits $1,500 by end of 2026 number go down is also a number $1 → $2.30 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Bitcoin Up or Down - April 29, 8:15AM-8:20AM ET suspiciously specific $1 → $2 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Ethereum Up or Down - April 28, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET everyone has an opinion, nobody has data $1 → $2 Polymarket »
- 🟩 Bitcoin above $100k on April 30? the chart has a plan $1 → $1.61 Kalshi »