the week in dollar bets
70 markets featured across 7 days. Here's what stood out.
biggest longshot
Delhi Capitals win the 2026 IPL
$1 could have paid $400
not with a bang but a 0.0025
most respectable longshot
Elon Musk visits Mars in his lifetime
$1 pays $12.50 — dramatic but credible
I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
lowest payout on the board
Taylor Swift out-streams Drake this week
$1 pays $1.56 — barely worth bragging about
not even her villain era
all markets this week
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SpaceX IPO lands in October 2026$1 pays$86.96Godot, but for retail investors
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Howard Steven Rance wins the FL-09 Republican nomination$1 pays$20wikipedia page currently under construction
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Elon Musk visits Mars in his lifetime$1 pays$12.50I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
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Trump lands #2 on Google Year in Search 2026$1 pays$9.09always the bridesmaid, never the algorithm
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New York Jets finish last in 2026-27$1 pays$5.88short the franchise, long the trauma
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May 2026 is the hottest May ever recorded$1 pays$5.56June is going to have notes
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Inflation cracks 5% in 2026$1 pays$3.92money printer go brrrr, but like, again
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Trump lands Top 5 on Google Year in Search 2026$1 pays$3.45the algorithm is us and we are it
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PSG wins the 2025–26 Champions League$1 pays$3.17money ball, but make the ball also money
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Crystal Palace takes first half vs Everton$1 pays$2.78seen this one before
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ChatGPT gets more expensive$1 pays$2.63back when i was a kid google searches were free
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ChatGPT is getting more expensive$1 pays$2.38the enshittification schedule remains on track
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Ethereum hits $1,500 by end of 2026$1 pays$2.30number go down is also a number